Why Guys Make Wonderful Pets

I had a little fun on a forum and posted seven reasons why we guys make excellent pets. Since the text is mine and doesn't mention anyone else, I suppose it is ok for me to save it here so it's quick and easy for me to find it, should I need it one day. And no, I don't mind if someone has a laugh reading it -- laughing is good for ya! Anyway, I'm hoping to come up with more of these so I hope I'll be updating this list.

Why Guys Make Wonderful Pets

1) We don't ask much: Food, beer, TV, s** ...ahem, yes...

2) We are excellent at making puppy eyes and offering teddy bear hugs to get our way

3) We need constant care, we must be fed regularly, and our lairs need to be cleaned so that the stench won't stick

4) We are such excellent company on visits to your family and relatives -- we sit quietly and obediently on the couch and stare down at our feet. We got real interesting feet, you know

5) We are good at fixing everything that's broke until you grow bored and call a professional to save money

6) We are such excellent listeners when you need to talk. We have learnt when to nod or smile sympathetically so we don't have to listen, we can stare at you and think about s** ...uhm...

7) We are such excellent listeners when you need to talk. We don't understand a word in girltongue, but we stay put and look at you adoringly in case you might want to have some s**